The largest recorded outbreak of Valley Fever in Phoenix is being widely reported as of Saturday night. Phoenicians are experiencing emotional levels reaching hysteria after the Arizona Cardinals opened a Can of Whoop on the previously undefeated-at-home Carolina Panthers, beating the cats 33-13.

It was thought that the fever had been controlled as the Cardinals had gone on a losing streak after clinching their division. Given very little chance in this game, no pregame announcer picked them to even compete against Carolina, let alone win. At one point in the second quarter, even Coach Whisenhunt’s wisdom was questioned by the network announcer when the Coach decided to go for a field goal with less than a yard to go for a first down. This field goal put the score at 20-7. The announcer criticized the decision saying the score would be 21-20 in no time. He obviously didn’t have the fever.

Authorities are asking residents to stay inside and order their Cardinal paraFANalia from home using the internet. Law enforcement is afraid of the widespread wearing of Cardinal Red might whip up the fever to epidemic proportions.

The Sheriff is also warning that tickets will be issued to any and all those, snowbirds included, wearing shirts where the team’s name is not clearly visible. The fine is reported to be up to $150 plus court costs.

With the Cardinal win Saturday night and Philadelphia’s win today, the NFC Championship game will be played next Sunday at University of Phoenix Stadium. The Eagles should prepare carefully. As Sports Illustrated reported, this Cardinal fever is dangerous.

The Arizona Department of Health is monitoring this outbreak closely. They are most concerned how another win and trip to the Super Bowl would cause the outbreak to spread nationally. There would be no stopping the Red Bird fever.

Shockingly, Carolina is now reporting to have made the Cardinal their state bird in honor of the Arizona Red Birds. (See for yourself here, the North Carolina State Bird, the Arizona Cardinal.) Other states have been quick to align themselves making the Arizona Cardinal their state bird as well! They include Indiana, Illinois, Virginia, West Virginia, and Ohio.

Truly, the Valley of the Sun is in for a momentous week.

GO CARDS!!!

Big Red, Arizona Cardinal's mascot

Big Red, Arizona Cardinal's mascot

Big Red, Arizona’s mascot, high-fiving the author, at the onset of this championship season.